MB1980
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I can confirm said return of the farter in the right hand side North stand (looking from the pitch) concourse at half time. Vile.
Perhaps it's some kind of dirty protest at what they're witnessing on the pitch?
I can confirm said return of the farter in the right hand side North stand (looking from the pitch) concourse at half time. Vile.
Is that where it came from? I thought it might be Senesi as he gave out a little smile and a wink to the crowd before the stinker came.Whoever smelt it dealt it.
All joking aside I smelt it too. Vile.
Ooh!! Did it smell of Argentinian corned beef and branston pickle?Is that where it came from? I thought it might be Senesi as he gave out a little smile and a wink to the crowd before the stinker came.
Well he was warming up. Smelt more like yesterday's curry.Ooh!! Did it smell of Argentinian corned beef and branston pickle?
I just love the thought of him having bad wind and dropping one when marking someone for a corner kick and saying “chew on that”.
Perhaps Everton should hire the phantom at the end of the season, position the person on the pitch as soon as the whistle goes to deter pitch invaders.I think we need to know something. If the Phantom Farter is intending to go to Everton next week, can he please declare himself and tell us now. Car or coach, Coach Number and block of seats at Goodison would be useful, so we can set up a cordon and total exclusion zone. Use a nom-de-plume, or should I say a nom-de-fume, if you wish. But spare a thought for your unfortunate neighbours who’ll have sat for six hours in a cramped car or coach to get to Liverpool before wantonly guffing them out into Stanley Park, where they will easily be picked off by inebriated Scousers.
Possibly a new training ground tactic to defend corners. Get him in the packed penalty box, drop one as the ball comes in, all the opposition drop like flies, ball cleared successfully!! (our lads would be used to it, having faced it every practice session, and knowing what's coming , all hold their breath!!)Ooh!! Did it smell of Argentinian corned beef and branston pickle?
I just love the thought of him having bad wind and dropping one when marking someone for a corner kick and saying “chew on that”.
Don't think you're getting a sniff of the goal today sonny, a sniff of my fart is all you're getting.Possibly a new training ground tactic to defend corners. Get him in the packed penalty box, drop one as the ball comes in, all the opposition drop like flies, ball cleared successfully!! (our lads would be used to it, having faced it every practice session, and knowing what's coming , all hold their breath!!)
Probably smells better than the slums of merseysidePerhaps Everton should hire the phantom at the end of the season, position the person on the pitch as soon as the whistle goes to deter pitch invaders.