The wee turd.

[MarlowCherry]

With apologies to The Arctic Monkeys, to the tune of Brianstorm;

Ryan
Top marks for not trying
So kind of you to bless us
With your effortlessness
Were we not grateful enough, so it came to this
And I wonder
Did you totally screw yourself over
'Cause we can't take our eyes
Off the contract and effort combination?
Well, see you later, transfer instigator

 

[table]

BREAKING NEWS......

It's been revealed that Ryan Fraser is the first Premier League player to have worked from home. After phoning in his performances for the first 29 matches of the season, it was decided he should work from home for the remaining 9 matches. Apart from his physical presence, fans said they didn't notice much of a difference in his contribution to the fight against relegation.

This ultimately cost his line manager, Eddie Howe his job. A.F.C.B. owner Maxim Demin considered it one innovation to many and relieved him of his duties at his annual appraisal . : )

 

[Garbo]

...Arsenal?...Spurs?...Everton?...West Ham?...Palace?...Fulham?...it would seem that he has shot himself well in both feet...

 

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

.it would seem that he has shot himself well in both feet...

No change there then, he played like he'd a bullet in both feet all last season.

 

[Red_till_im_ded]

A shithole like Burnley would suit a little sh1t like him. Made for each other.

 

[billythekid]

Why is there such a ‘love-in’ with our former winger?

 

[AlGard]

He's found a club at last.

 

[Audenshaw Cherry]

MansionBet

@MansionBet

Newcastle United believe they have agreed personal terms with Ryan Fraser but are still waiting for the player to confirm he wants to make the move to Tyneside. (The Telegraph)

 

[ErikthViking]

MansionBet
@MansionBet

Newcastle United believe they have agreed personal terms with Ryan Fraser but are still waiting for the player to confirm he wants to make the move to Tyneside. (The Telegraph)

That wordings a bit odd. How can NUFC "believe" they have agreed personal terms, if they don't even know whether the Scottish Player wants to be relegated with Newcastle next season?

 

[adam0102]

Probably means the agent has said "I'm sure my client will agree, I'll just call him to confirm and get back to you"

 

[Neil Dawson]

Probably means... I’m happy to come but waiting to see if a better performing club comes in...

 

[Waz afcb]

Does this man’s bellendry know no limits?

 

[giveittoted]

He was seen by a pal training on his own at Whitecliff yesterday morning. That must be great fun compared to being at a club with the excitement of a new season just a couple of weeks away.
Another pal took a degree of pleasure from inadvertently causing him to slam on the anchors in his RS7 just as he had started gunning it down Sandbanks Road.

 

[Red_Dez]

A firm offer from Newcastle will surely bring the big boys out of the woodwork now, Spurs and a 100k a week salary beckons.

Now enough about Callum Wilson, what’s this I hear about wee man

 

[Waz afcb]

Starting to think he might just have developed dyslexia and be too insecure to sign his name on a piece of paper

 

[Kenya Cherrie]

MansionBet
@MansionBet

Newcastle United believe they have agreed personal terms with Ryan Fraser but are still waiting for the player to confirm he wants to make the move to Tyneside. (The Telegraph)

He is waiting for Callum to sign too,

"Fraser looking forward to renewing his partnership with Wilson at Newcastle"

 

[Audenshaw Cherry]

He is waiting for Callum to sign too,

"Fraser looking forward to renewing his partnership with Wilson at Newcastle"

So you mean we could really F U C K him up up by demanding £40m for Wilson?

 

[NWCherries98]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1301229905376686081

 

[canadiancherry]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1301229905376686081

Had to google that as I got pretty confused reading the ACFC twitter feed . . .

 

[DJ]

One for Ryan Fraser to fill out.
Might need an appropriate adult to help.

https://docs.google.com/forms/d/e/1FAIpQLScxRZBmSAJfiatcEi0knmq4Sl9dMcnZFEG4OVr2YKANy7bemg/viewform