The weekly Scotty Parker riddle....

It’s quite simple, he’s saying that his chief analyst CherryBare has looked over the statistics and come to the conclusion that we are comfortably the best team in the league, and anyone who doubts this isn’t a true fan and should go and support Watford. Maybe the only stats he looked at were goals for and against during the winning run but who are we to question his infinite wisdom? He goes on to say that player temperament won’t be an issue as chief aggression coach New Forrest Cherry has been entrusted to instil a sense of calm into the playing squad to cope with the recent downturn in results (not performances obviously, as we are the best team in the land after all,) if they don’t listen to him he’s going to knock them the f**k out, or far more likely say some nasty things to them via a message board while he hides behind his keyboard. That will teach them. Either way, the club is in good hands so don’t fret.
Merry Xmas one and all!!
 
Waz afcb said:
It’s quite simple, he’s saying that his chief analyst CherryBare has looked over the statistics and come to the conclusion that we are comfortably the best team in the league, and anyone who doubts this isn’t a true fan and should go and support Watford. Maybe the only stats he looked at were goals for and against during the winning run but who are we to question his infinite wisdom? He goes on to say that player temperament won’t be an issue as chief aggression coach New Forrest Cherry has been entrusted to instil a sense of calm into the playing squad to cope with the recent downturn in results (not performances obviously, as we are the best team in the land after all,) if they don’t listen to him he’s going to knock them the f**k out, or far more likely say some nasty things to them via a message board while he hides behind his keyboard. That will teach them. Either way, the club is in good hands so don’t fret.
Merry Xmas one and all!!
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Not quite up to Snooty's levels but keep trying
 
Waz afcb said:
It’s quite simple, he’s saying that his chief analyst CherryBare has looked over the statistics and come to the conclusion that we are comfortably the best team in the league, and anyone who doubts this isn’t a true fan and should go and support Watford. Maybe the only stats he looked at were goals for and against during the winning run but who are we to question his infinite wisdom? He goes on to say that player temperament won’t be an issue as chief aggression coach New Forrest Cherry has been entrusted to instil a sense of calm into the playing squad to cope with the recent downturn in results (not performances obviously, as we are the best team in the land after all,) if they don’t listen to him he’s going to knock them the f**k out, or far more likely say some nasty things to them via a message board while he hides behind his keyboard. That will teach them. Either way, the club is in good hands so don’t fret.
Merry Xmas one and all!!
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Merry Christmas Waz
 
I can tell Scotty Boy what he need to know..to be transmitting Short Wave to the players..Lads...lads....listen to yer gaffer....

" TWO WHITE POSTS....wiv a CROSSBAR at Top .

At the FUCKING base of the Posts running Parallel to that Crossbar.. there be a chalky line joining said posts...you gotta get the F√cking Ball ( that round thing - when you can get hold of it) .ACROSS that F√cking Chalky Line..more times than the opposing team does at t'other end...Savvy ? "

I don't waste words on Xmas Day ..cuz I got stuff to do like...giving the missus a once a year 'asm... although not for me to judge how organic. probably not 'very ' !!!
 
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To be fair, that is mostly utter nonsense. We were diabolical againt Boro regardless of our 'output'. There is no way Parker could believe otherwise.

Hopefully behind the scenes the team were given a harsher message. No issues with Parker feeding the media this kind of nonsense as long as the team get the right messages in private.
 
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