Tuesday Laugh

[Hillviewred]

I was on my bungalow roof today clearing the moss away.I needed a poo but couldn’t be bothered to go down the ladder so I did it there and then.I told my missus about it when I came down and she isn’t talking to me.Has anyone got any advice on how i can wipe the slate clean.

 

[Hillviewred]

Who else would like to see a puppet show without the puppets?Lets see a show of hands.

 

[Hillviewred]

Last night I changed the ringtone on my alarm to the Hokey Cokey.It took me twenty minutes to get out of bed this morning.

 

[tucktoncherry]

 

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[corfe_red]

Clown got sacked from the circus, he now going for funfair dismissal......

Don't buy a Labardor - have you seen how many owners go blind !....

 

[New Old Cherry]

I know it's Wednesday...and not sure if this is funny....or just plain trivia...but it could be of some use in banterville !
....did you know that 'hampton' is another word for penis...comes from Cockney rhyming slang.
Hampton Wick ...Dick !

We play clubs occasionally that have those letters syllabically suffixed in their club name..

 

[Red Sky]

I know it's Wednesday...and not sure if this is funny....or just plain trivia...but it could be of some use in banterville !
....did you know that 'hampton' is another word for penis...comes from Cockney rhyming slang.
Hampton Wick ...Dick !

We play clubs occasionally that have those letters syllabically suffixed in their club name..

Aren't Americans always talking about going to the Hamptons? I always knew it was something dodgy!

 

[Sweetcherrity]

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Wife: I love you
Husband: Is that you or the wine talking?
Wife: It’s me. Talking
to the wine

 

[Rob151060]

Robbing people in multistorey car parks- it's just wrong on so many levels

 

[EasternRed]

When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh, Re, Mi
.... I thought, she’ll go far .

 

[Mossy1]

Missing Hide and Seek Champion found dead in secret cupboard.

 

[thegazzyb]

When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh, Re, Mi
.... I thought, she’ll go far .

Are you not missing out “So” ?

 

[RobTrent]

When I first heard Julie Andrews sing Doh, Re, Mi
.... I thought, she’ll go far .

Don't get this one!

 

[thegazzyb]

Don't get this one!

Doh, Re, Me, So, Far, La, Ti, Doh

I think he just missed out the “So” by mistake.

 

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[stanthevan]

Are you not missing out “So” ?

No. Fa comes before so.

 

[thegazzyb]

No. Fa comes before so.

Ok. Had to Google it but that seems to be the case
Never seen the film but vaguely remember the song !