Thing is, although not overly important for the game itself I guess, it has caused issues when trying to recruit elite level masterbating dwarves for our half time entertainment.
As with a lot of top end celebrities they can be very particular about things. And they need guarentees that the cameras are aligned at certain angles, to present them at the optimum angle.
Guess we could dig our heals in, but then you may have comprimise on the quality of dwarves that are willing to perform.
Can't remember which game now, may have a recent Rochdale game. Obviously they can't afford top tier dwares, and it ended in disappointment, when one of them pulled a testical muscle, and had to be wheeled off in tears, whilst the crowd groaned and looked around in sheer disbelief. TBF, the catering crew did walk on and squirt a load of cream from one of those aersol cans. Buts it not quite the same.
On that note, I read that apparently in our new physio room, amongst all the high tech rehabilition machines, we do have market leading testical massager, which looks a little like a vice, with egg cup holders attached, to help maintain the dwarves fitness/health. It also has a heating mechanism (similar technology and diagnostic monitoring tools to those used on F1 tyres) to warm all private parts up to optimum temperature before their performance,. With that feature it does command an eye watering fee of £79,999, but for the price it comes with premium quality removable velvet pouches for the testicle holder component, which I've been assured feels very nice indeed.