Neil Dawson
UTC Legend
We need a list of things to ban. It’s getting ridiculous now the vagueness of going to football. Society needs strict rules to function. Can i suggest instant ejection and a season ban for:
Flatulence
Not singing our kings anthem.
Bringing a hand written A4 sheet unless you are under ten and it says Lerma can I have your shirt.
Refusing to participate when they turn the volume down in Sweet Caroline, Hey Jude or whatever this weeks attempt to recreate Anfield or Hillsborough is.( that’s a point we haven’t tried Hi Ho AFC Bournemouth yet… must suggest to club)
Booing anything at all unless it’s people taking the knee which is totally acceptable as all lives matter blah blah.
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Leaving early to beat the traffic
Flares. The boat in distress kind as opposed to people that still play Santana albums trousers.
Standing up. Unless to go and empty a bladder, bowel or colostomy bag.
The taking of any mind altering substance apart from Madri or Werthers Originals.
Giving your ticket to a mate who is a fan of the opposition when you are in Benidorm on holiday and forgetting to tell him not to try and start a conga when his team heads in a last minute winner from a set piece.
Did I mention flatulence?
What have I missed? Compile a list and I will send to Jim so we can create a fans constitution.
Flatulence
Not singing our kings anthem.
Bringing a hand written A4 sheet unless you are under ten and it says Lerma can I have your shirt.
Refusing to participate when they turn the volume down in Sweet Caroline, Hey Jude or whatever this weeks attempt to recreate Anfield or Hillsborough is.( that’s a point we haven’t tried Hi Ho AFC Bournemouth yet… must suggest to club)
Booing anything at all unless it’s people taking the knee which is totally acceptable as all lives matter blah blah.
.
Leaving early to beat the traffic
Flares. The boat in distress kind as opposed to people that still play Santana albums trousers.
Standing up. Unless to go and empty a bladder, bowel or colostomy bag.
The taking of any mind altering substance apart from Madri or Werthers Originals.
Giving your ticket to a mate who is a fan of the opposition when you are in Benidorm on holiday and forgetting to tell him not to try and start a conga when his team heads in a last minute winner from a set piece.
Did I mention flatulence?
What have I missed? Compile a list and I will send to Jim so we can create a fans constitution.