Wednesday humour

[retro red]

 

[stanthevan]

My mate has a quality street stuck in his windpipe.
The purple one?
Yes, that’s him.

 

[Reality and Realism]

What do you call a Scottish parrott?

A McCaw

 

[Reality and Realism]

Why did Captain Kirks wife have a turd on her head?

Because William Shat-ner.

 

[AmericanAFCB]

You have to hand it to a blind prostitute.

 

[corfe_red]

I heard there was a documentary about clitoris on the telly on the red button, but as hard as I tried I couldn't find it.

 

[corfe_red]

Went to my premature ejection help group on Tuesday, unfortunately it was on Wednesday..................

 

[Garbo]

I filled my Escort up with diesel….she died!

(Another Gary Delaney one liner)