Wednesday joke.

[EasternRed]

A doctor's toilet was blocked so he rang the plumber. The plumber said "It's early hours of the morning can't it wait?" The doc said "If you were ill I'd have to come out".
The plumber said "Fair enough" and called at the docs.
He lifted the toilet seat and threw in two paracetamol and said "Give it a few days and if it's still the same give me a call"

 

[afcb_rednblack]

The doctor has prescribed Viagra for my uncle.

My aunt is taking it hard.

 

[afcb_rednblack]

To the person who stole my antidepressants...

...I hope you’re happy now!

 

[afcb_rednblack]

I wrote all the names of people I hate on a piece of paper, but my friend used it to roll a joint.

Now he’s high on the list of people I never want to talk to again.

 

[afcb_rednblack]

The local barber has just been put away for drug dealing.

I’ve been a customer of his for ten years and I had no idea he was a barber.