Wednesday Joke

[Hillviewred]

I caught my penis in my zip today,that's the last time I wear those zip up boots

 

[Hillviewred]

I'm learning how to guess the weight of dogs.I have already picked up a few pointers

 

[retro red]

 

[OLDSKOOL]

I’ve just read a book on the history of glue .

I couldn’t put it down ...

 

[dragonm8]

What do you call an Indian Elvis impersonator?

Amal Shookup

 

[Rodmorg]

It’s weird that Christians love to say Jesus never married or had sex


Even though the Bible says he was nailed before he died

 

[Sweetcherrity]

I used to be addicted to swimming but I’m very proud to say I’ve been dry for six years.

 

[GARYafCb]