Shite as Parker -
Come back to reality soon, Topfarrier; I'm sure your family miss you terribly.
But my certifiably insane friend here is half-right. Parker
is crap. I'm not here to troll. I had two plus seasons of it, and Parkerball sucked the life out of me. He's like a footballing Count Dracula. With cardigans and nice hair. And as I am an empathetic human being, I couldn't in good conscience fail to warn you.
The man is a managerial myth. His football sucks. His head is so clearly empty. The best case scenario for you down there is a season of crap football ending in a play-off position, and then securing victory via more crap football, as we did against Brentford. And then more crap football in the Premier League. Then relegation.
And eventually, the sadder members of your fanbase will migrate to opposing forums to warn them of the tedious terror to come.
Think me a t*** if you want, but I'm so right