Please note, supporters are not permitted to bring umbrellas into the stadium.

afcdibby said:
It didn’t happen Stanley. Nor did he punch someone for egging him. And Tony Bliar never took us to war for WMD’s that didn’t exist.
It’s all fake news.
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Dear me. The police told him that he and his wife should travel separately. The press knew this but took his sarcastic reply as something that gullible tabloid readers would believe. Amazingly, some still do.
 
billythekid said:
From 2018 re items banned from Premier League stadiums.

11 Umbrellas​


Not all football grounds have under roof seating, which means that when the rain starts mid-match fans are forced to sit and get wet because umbrellas are also on the banned objects list when it comes to stadiums in the Premier League.

As with many items on this list, the reasoning is quite simple' it appears that many stadiums believe that fans could use umbrellas as weapons given the design of many modern versions of the object.

This means that clubs would rather fans get soaked in the rain than use an umbrella in a fight and potentially injure someone.

www.thesportster.com

20 Things That Are Actually Banned From Premier League Stadiums

Premier League stadiums have a set of rules that everybody has to adhere to, even if some things seem odd to be banned.
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That article is incorrect. Here's one real world current example as I mentioned earlier

Prohibited Items

What CAN I bring into the Stadium?

Small fold up umbrellas

www.manutd.com

Prohibited Items

| Manchester United
www.manutd.com www.manutd.com

Why we're being dicks about this is simply down to the head security honcho and his massive ego which trickles down the line.

Hot Fuzz line which is quite apt in his case. "You wanna be a big cop in a small town fu#k off up the model village "
 
red_house said:
That article is incorrect. Here's one real world current example as I mentioned earlier

Prohibited Items

What CAN I bring into the Stadium?

Small fold up umbrellas

www.manutd.com

Prohibited Items

| Manchester United
www.manutd.com www.manutd.com

Why we're being dicks about this is simply down to the head security honcho and his massive ego which trickles down the line.

Hot Fuzz line which is quite apt in his case. "You wanna be a big cop in a small town fu#k off up the model village "
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Shafting football fans started years ago. This is just another incremental step
 
DJ said:
New levels of debate on here. Why on earth people need to question people’s choices over their use of umbrella’s?!

Perhaps those who don’t like umbrella’s love getting a soaking wet bottom? All the rain just roles down the coat and then you sit like a wet dog in your seat for a couple of hours.

Whatever your life choices are that’s ok with me.
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I'm hoping Rihanna is on the half time playlist so that we can all watch KBG go mushroom cloud.
It beats the cross bar challenge.
 
GaryRB said:
What we need is a young entrepreneur to set up a left property store where you leave your brolly for the duration of the match. £3 a go in exchange for a raffle ticket which you present after the game and reclaim your property
Simples
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Talking of young entrepreneurs, there was a young lady sat outside a house in Thistlebarrow Road with a board next to her with £10 to park car, this was for the Wolves game.
 
richnrg said:
are guns allowed in stadiums in any states in the US? (serious question)
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Depending on the event there’s various levels of security, but no they are not allowed (at any level of sport). Every single pro stadium requires you enter through a metal detector with a chance you get wanded by another one after if you set the first off. Some college and high school stadiums do as well, but many do not.

Pretty much every stadium above high school also has a “clear bag policy” where you can only hold things in a clear bags no larger than 12x6x12. It was widely derided by females for a bit but everyone adapted pretty quickly. It’s kinda dumb imo, but I get it, too.
 
Good thing about non - league ( and thats where its all going one day ) is that you don't get ' flash jacket jockeys' feeling around yo private parts for things you wouldn't in 50 + years dream of bringing to the stadium.....someone needs to do something about this nonsense !
Bloody good job I've not been at DC since 2016..I'd be in jail that's for sure....I ain't avin my private parts interfered with. !
 
stanthevan said:
Dear me. The police told him that he and his wife should travel separately. The press knew this but took his sarcastic reply as something that gullible tabloid readers would believe. Amazingly, some still do.
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I think we can both agree, the guy was an absolute bell end.

And, he was Welsh...enough said.
 
GaryRB said:
What we need is a young entrepreneur to set up a left property store where you leave your brolly for the duration of the match. £3 a go in exchange for a raffle ticket which you present after the game and reclaim your property
Simples
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They do this at Tottenham. £10 an item!
 
Get the laughs in today and tamorra morn......bank the mirth ....because if Burnley take 3....the humourists are gonna need a good base top up from Popeye !
 
Does it matter if an individual gets labelled a... 'bell end'....will he be more worried about that...about himself than you are peeved about his outpourings....think on it !
He has said his stuff ..and isn't bothered a gnats knacker what you think.

Who is the loser......once again....think on it !

Speak your minds.....it's healthy !
 
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