"We'll sing on our own!We've all got spare tickets tbf.
"We'll sing on our own!
We'll sing on our own!"
Ooohh do like a bit of acapella!!Two out of four of my group are still going so we might try some harmonies.
Does that place you underneath the sofa, looking out, so you cannot see the ball more than 6ft up in the airI would take you up on that but I'm staying home to watch the stream from behind the sofa, pretending I've got one of Palace's "restricted view" tickets
I would take you up on that but I'm staying home to watch the stream from behind the sofa, pretending I've got one of Palace's "restricted view" tickets
I would take you up on that but I'm staying home to watch the stream from behind the sofa, pretending I've got one of Palace's "restricted view" tickets
You also have to buy the beer right by the toilets making sure you are in the correct queue.Make sure you get yourself a warm beer at half time and drink it in your garden. Get a stern neighbour to aggressively tell you you're not allowed to smoke and finish up by queueing for five minutes to have a piss in your shed.
Also, make sure the beer is 'draught' straight from the urinal!! (it's usually as weak as piss anyway!!)You also have to buy the beer right by the toilets making sure you are in the correct queue.
Put your sofa in your downstairs toilet for the full Selhurst experience.I would take you up on that but I'm staying home to watch the stream from behind the sofa, pretending I've got one of Palace's "restricted view" tickets