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Beautiful piece of shithousing from the skipper
Not sure the expression actually exists 1:1 in Spanish but a direct translation of the English would be "dedos de mantequilla"Jefferson, how do you say Butterfingers in Spanish?
Next time we get a corner...
Yep. Probably the two of them are having a bit of a private competition to see who can be the bigger windup merchant. It's actually a very good way for them to deal with the awkwardness of Pearo doing it to SC back then.I reckon Ben Pearson has been teaching him how to give grief to the opposition.
Yep. Probably the two of them are having a bit of a private competition to see who can be the bigger windup merchant. It's actually a very good way for them to deal with the awkwardness of Pearo doing it to SC back then.
Good bantz if that is really what they are up to.
I like it !!!
I'm starting to get the impression the Watford lot are right, maybe we are a team of Bawstards.
Love it.
Well I'm afraid M'Lud, you wouldn't catch me with those SILLY SILLY names ........ I've got my fingers crossed behind my back and FAYLINES to you!It’s a kind of primary school insult isn’t it?
When mumsy wouldn’t let you swear so you came up with your non profane insults.
We need our players to employ these playground insults:
You smell.
You eat poo.
You’re not wearing knickers.
Bum off.
Etc etc.
They could make us a really rough bunch of boys!
think Harry arter’s using their code word of “Sid” to leave the ball sealed their views on us
The yiddish insult ‘Gay cocken offen yom’ which literally means Go sh1t in the ocean is rather lovely.Germans have some of the best playground insults
Sitzenpinkler - A man who sits down to p*ss
Schattenparker - Someone who would park in the shade (to avoid their car heating up in the sun)
Warmduscher - Someone who takes warm showers (also a great band)
Tellytubbyzurueckwinker - Someone who would wave back to the Tellytubbies
You forgot Korintenkacker or currant shitter.Germans have some of the best playground insults
Sitzenpinkler - A man who sits down to p*ss
Schattenparker - Someone who would park in the shade (to avoid their car heating up in the sun)
Warmduscher - Someone who takes warm showers (also a great band)
Tellytubbyzurueckwinker - Someone who would wave back to the Tellytubbies
You forgot Korintenkacker or currant shitter.
Basically a pedant, somebody so precise that they won't sh*t anything bigger than a currant.
Another one is Baustellenbremser, very German, somebody who slows down for roadworks, a pendant for Warmduscher really.
I always find it odd that we Brits tend to think that the Germans have no sense of humour. Actually they really do and they are particularly partial to British humour. I think Monty Python is probably bigger over there than it is in the UK to be honest.
They were always big fans of my own personal brand of dark humour or "schwarzer Humor" although for me that was just run of the mill English laconic humour