Pick one player from another PL team to improve us

Let me re-write as an exam question.

You have unlimited funds, to sign a single player for your football team.

Give the name of the player you will buy.
Explain who the new player will replace in the current squad.
Give reasons as to how the new player will fit into the matchday formation, based upon the opposition, taking into consideration, how the manager of your team chooses to execute his playing style and tactics.
Explain why the new player will be able to beat every player he opposes, irrespective of the 'other' team.
Finally, for extra marks, explain why Jack Wilshere, despite usually being the most gifted player on the pitch during his loan spell, failed to have as much beneficial impact on the team, as Dan Gosling, on his return from injury, in the second half of a season, when B&BAFC, were in free-fall and looking a good bet for relegation.
Please sign your name and include the number of hours/days/weeks/millenia, you have spent playing Championship Manager.
Please can you give us multiple choice answers to each question to make it a bit easier?:unsure:
 
None of the mofos .. just Grabban ..from the Championship.... and Surridge back off loan.
Shove all the other PL prats where the Sun dont.....and my beer has worn off now!
 

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