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A Cherries mankini with the cherries positioned...well, you know where
Perhaps if everyone turned up with an umbrella today the club might get the message?
Secondly, anyone suggested red and black striped condoms to marketing yet?
I’m sure some Johnny-cum-lately has …..Two things: You might get your umbrella mixed up with Snooty's unless he already used the condom on his decoy umbrella at half time due the other umbrella stuffed in his underwear.
Secondly, anyone suggested red and black striped condoms to marketing yet?
Ooh, great plan. Can I write the ad?Two things: You might get your umbrella mixed up with Snooty's unless he already used the condom on his decoy umbrella at half time due the other umbrella stuffed in his underwear.
Secondly, anyone suggested red and black striped condoms to marketing yet?
And if so can they do the ribbed ones, I like them, I wear them inside out as not sure why she should get all the fun….Secondly, anyone suggested red and black striped condoms to marketing yet?
Will they stretch over a head. That’s what everyone over 50, apart from Del, is wondering…Flags on every seat today! You could poke someone’s eye out - far more dangerous than an umbrella
What's the perk of the executive £500 umbrella?This is just a build up for…
“Branded umberellas will be available under each stand for just $24.99. Beautifully stitched in a Taiwanese sweat shop these umberellas, half AFCB and half L’Orient contain the mottos of both clubs IT NEVER RAINS IT POURS in unique embroidery as we chase that relegation double. For just $34.99 you get an umberella and umlimited soda in our unique ‘double um’ promotion.
Remember you will not be able to re-enter the stadia of either club with this umberella and will need to purchase again”
Neil's a soft touch for a brolly boy.Hide those in your underpants and you will get more than just a coffee at half time. Probably the offer of a few dates too…
Well I’ve never heard of a terrorist using a brolly to blow something up! Next they’ll be wanting us to go to games naked just to ensure we’re not carrying some close body explosivesKT saying on Solent these measures are due to Martyn's Law ,a proposed law due to be ratified by Parliament named after Martyn Hett who died along with 21 others after the 2017 Manchester Arena bombing.
The law proposes safety measures to train staff and prevent would be terrorist attacks.
Well I’ve never heard of a terrorist using a brolly to blow something up! Next they’ll be wanting us to go to games naked just to ensure we’re not carrying some close body explosives
KT saying on Solent these measures are due to Martyn's Law ,a proposed law due to be ratified by Parliament named after Martyn Hett who died along with 21 others after the 2017 Manchester Arena bombing.
The law proposes safety measures to train staff and prevent would be terrorist attacks.