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First Team
1 stay on the train and admire the grey squalid buildings as you sail by and realise how lucky you actually are.
2 Visit Harry Potter World - a good day out, little know fact is that it was to be built at Vicarage Road but they could not find any Wizards and the dementors objected as they said it felt like all the fun was being sucked out of their lives being in Watford.
3 Visit the magical Vicarage Road revolving door - be careful not to be knocked over by one of the 8 managers leaving since Decemember 2013, soon to become 9.
4 Observe the local populace as they try to convince the world that they are in London - as much as they may eat whelks, jellied eels, pie and mash, dance around like Dick van Dyke and his chimney sweep buddies in Mary Poppins, speak in their mockey accent they are not cockneys, they live in Hertfordshire.
Cockney - NO
Cock Eyed - perhaps
5 If you have any spare time and are feeling brave, visit the Watford chav as they malinger outside Mcdonalds, admiring the buggy brigade. Where young mummies walk around in groups of four, pushing Dwayne or Chantelle, discussing their none existent babies daddies.
But please hang onto your wallet, jacket,. in fact anything including teeth
I hope you enjoy watford as I most certainly did.
2 Visit Harry Potter World - a good day out, little know fact is that it was to be built at Vicarage Road but they could not find any Wizards and the dementors objected as they said it felt like all the fun was being sucked out of their lives being in Watford.
3 Visit the magical Vicarage Road revolving door - be careful not to be knocked over by one of the 8 managers leaving since Decemember 2013, soon to become 9.
4 Observe the local populace as they try to convince the world that they are in London - as much as they may eat whelks, jellied eels, pie and mash, dance around like Dick van Dyke and his chimney sweep buddies in Mary Poppins, speak in their mockey accent they are not cockneys, they live in Hertfordshire.
Cockney - NO
Cock Eyed - perhaps
5 If you have any spare time and are feeling brave, visit the Watford chav as they malinger outside Mcdonalds, admiring the buggy brigade. Where young mummies walk around in groups of four, pushing Dwayne or Chantelle, discussing their none existent babies daddies.
But please hang onto your wallet, jacket,. in fact anything including teeth
I hope you enjoy watford as I most certainly did.