In the style of Test Match Special
Aggers " First off, thanks Mrs Trellis of North Wales for a beautiful picture of a marmalade and rhubarb cake, I'm sorry I don't have a clue about the next Mornington Crescent World Cup, maybe that nice Mr Titchtmarsh can help you? Anyway back to the very interesting Champs and Chumps standings, that Table chappie's showing some fine early season form, only 1 boundary away from a century"
Andy Salzmann " Yes indeed Jon, if he does get it, it will be the fastest ton ever in this competition. Although Erik the Viking is also very close, a couple of poor results and he could be the first pre-November centurion" : )