Just cannot see the value of the team going to Portugal for pre - season.
a waste of time and money..
...better to do Plymouth Argyle or Bristol Rovers and City, Exeter.. Liskeard and Bodmin even.... Tour of the West Country.
Some Fans might even get to meet me...the Real Me. .and get some straight off the lips pearls of wisdom...or burlesque nonsense...now wouldn't that be something.
Thenaways.. Load up with frozen Steak and Stilton Pasties and head off back to South Coast Central via Lyme bay for a spot of fossil hunting.
Now bain't that be a better scenario than sharing a beach with paedos and glugging jugs of gravel infused Port Wine...or sitting in cafes and bars staring at faded framed posters of that w@nker Ron Aldo!
No Airport stress....you get to keep your kids. ..and you might spot a new Surridge at the games!
Apologies if i've offended or bored any dudes...this is just one of several 22-23 warm - up thread trashers !