Don't believe him. Stefan is an under cover KGB agent / ASDA security guard / ex-Chief Scout for a well known football club.
I bid you good day.
I totally believe you, but my fault for calling it out.
Currently working through hid messages, trying to decrypt them, as it seems they may actually be coded messages for other agents.
I bid you good day - Come meet me on Poole Park bench at 10pm tonight, I'm wearing an overcoat, and will be consuming pickles wrapped in orange peel.
I bid you good evening - The remaining parts of the walther handgun are under the water drain in the usual place in Winton
I bid you good morning - Come to my residence asap, I haven't relieved myself in days and I want you to furiously wank me off whilst the former Soviet national anthem plays from incredibly expensive Bang and Olufsen hi fi setup, that I was awarded for sleeping with over a dozen kgb operatives in the 80's, which lead to them being formerly dismissed, never to be seen again. I'm happy to wear uniform of your choice, but I will be wearing suspenders, whether you like it or not.
^^does seem a bit too much detail, but guess it sets the tone/mood to his liking.
use of word reality - please bring me a new boots (chemist) uniform, as I think my mothercare one has lead to my position being compromised
realism - havent completed my analysis yet. but appears to involve his 1.6 audi and getting external speakers involved, as some people have taken the piss than a large displacement RS model, doesnt sound like a 1.6, and its hurting his ego