I'm off
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HamJDW
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I've just met a young lady outside my hotel selling some knob enhancing tablets. She had quite a variety. Because I was so impressed with her entrepreneurial spirit and non pushy sales manner, I have invested in some Cialis. I dropped one about 3/4 hour ago. I was offered no other services.She kindly allowed to take a photo of her wares. Now we have established a good business relationship, next time I will get a photo of her.as she was quite nice. She was also non-judgemental which you would get in the UK, engaging me with a bit chit chat about how hot the weather is.
MB1980
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funny having random, easy going chats with people out, about inappropriate stuff. Quite refreshing. Girls in Ann summers bournemouth usually good value for that kind of thing My understanding is Ciallis last longer... as in take some Friday and it lasts all weekend.
Viagra (sildenafil) takes an hour to kick in and potency tails off after 4 hours or so...
Some respond slightly better to sildenafil, but both work fine for most...
So by that logic, Cialis better choice for most
.Always handy having a few blue pills in stock, for those extra heavy weekends with zero sleep for a night or two
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HamJDW
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Although I am lucky enough to have retained my virility, a little kick start doesnt hurt now and again. You have clearly done your homework, Cialis is popularly known as 'the weekender' as it can last for 36-48 hrs. It cost 200 baht for 4, approx £2. Got to be honest, it didnt make me feel great but the result was I could have drilled a hole through the polar ice cap. Had a terrible experience with Viagra years ago. Dropped one as an experiment for some mid afternoon self abuse. Unfortunately my lips began to swell massively, head felt like it was going to explode and I was certain I was going to have a heart attack. I was that close to calling an ambulance but thought fuk it, I would rather die in the comfort of my own sofa with a raging hard on than have the indignity of being wheeled out by ambulance crew and the neighbour's see me in that state. Either way I would have ended up on the front page of the local rag.
My understanding is Ciallis last longer... as in take some Friday and it lasts all weekend.
Viagra (sildenafil) takes an hour to kick in and potency tails off after 4 hours or so...
Some respond slightly better to sildenafil, but both work fine for most...
MB1980
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Yeah I go down rabbit holes with all kinds of random sh1t mate.
Should try ciallis really, as pain working out if it's going to be 'game on' or not with g/f. Usually is of course. as we know tge kind of animal/mood, certain other stuff brings to the fore...
I buy off label viagara. Exactly same make/up as viagra... 100% sildenafil as active ingredient and cheaper. Can buy online from reputable chemist's, so don't have to go through any awkwardness/hassle with GP.
I don't need it usually either, but ramped up on other.... urggh... substances, saves an disappointment
. Sometimes use it for hell of it, can't say I notice any difference when sober... IE no extra firmness or anything like that.But yes when on it and tgen add viagra, feel like on verge of cardiac arrest or having a stroke sometimes
. Particulsrly once exertion from tender love-making commences. What a f***ing idiot right. Oh well.Think it increases blood pressure, does stuff with veins/arteries. Forces abd retains blood in certain areas. Feel weird tingling, heat sometimes when on it. But difficult to be sure if sildenafil root cause when on another planet through other stuff
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Rob151060
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I don't know- the title is I'm Off. And Ham and MB are clearly off in a groove.
MB1980
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Rob151060
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You’ve got an extra “a” in there MB
Exile Cherry
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Aussie mate of mine swears by the gel one that comes in a little packet like ketchup, can't remember its name, take off after 3/4 hr lasts about 4hrs. Reckons his mrs looks like she's been selling pins door to door.Yeah I go down rabbit holes with all kinds of random sh1t mate.
Should try ciallis really, as pain working out if it's going to be 'game on' or not with g/f. Usually is of course. as we know tge kind of animal/mood, certain other stuff brings to the fore...
I buy off label viagara. Exactly same make/up as viagra... 100% sildenafil as active ingredient and cheaper. Can buy online from reputable chemist's, so don't have to go through any awkwardness/hassle with GP.
I don't need it usually either, but ramped up on other.... urggh... substances, saves an disappointment
But yes when on it and tgen add viagra, feel like on verge of cardiac arrest or having a stroke sometimes
Think it increases blood pressure, does stuff with veins/arteries. Forces abd retains blood in certain areas. Feel weird tingling, heat sometimes when on it. But difficult to be sure if sildenafil root cause when on another planet through other stuff
MB1980
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You’ve got an extra “a” in there MB
I'd be lying if G/F hadn't suggested that tbh mate
HamJDW
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It's called Kamagra. I am always finding empty packets in bar piss troughs. My new mate was trying to hawk me a box load today. She asked me if I was married earlier. I told her that I was here with my wife and kids. She didnt seem perturbed, I think she likes me.Aussie mate of mine swears by the gel one that comes in a little packet like ketchup, can't remember its name, take off after 3/4 hr lasts about 4hrs. Reckons his mrs looks like she's been selling pins door to door.
Strangely, I haven't developed the same rapport with the old hag who flogs toenail clippers next to her.
MB1980
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She may be opened minded. G/F and I were proposioned by friendly Thai women to spend the night when out there last.
Very accomodating I thought.
HamJDW
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No chance. Have suggested it previously. I might as well asked if her mother wanted to join us.
HamJDW
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This fine gentleman that stands before you is called Bua. He is the security guard of my hotel. He is also now my own personal security detail. More of this later.
I suspect your weighing him up and thinking he doesnt look up to much. Well you would be fooled. In his younger days he was a regional Muay Thai champion and locally well respected.
We have a game we play each day. He stands to attention and salutes me, US military style and I salute him back, enquiring if there were any problems during the night. Each day I pretend I am a different leading American figure. So far I have been JFK, Ronald Reagan, Donald J Trump and Colin Powell. I am here for two more days so any suggestion for tomorrow's character shall be considered. I dont think either of us are bored with this game yet.
The salute in the photo does not do Bua justice. It could be described as somewhat slap dash. In person it is far smarter and more formal.
This morning he told me it was his night off tonight. I asked him if he would like to be my own personal security for the night and he has said yes! I have been perfectly safe for the 10 days I have been here but I'm not letting this chance slip. He's going to pick me up at 6pm and we are going to tour the bars. I have asked him to dress smart and if he brings a gun, to be discreet. The 'grey man' as it were. A bit like Billy Bingham, the SAS guy that used to guard Brad and Angelina.
My wife is not happy with this and thinks I'm off my rocker, but I cant wait.
I suspect your weighing him up and thinking he doesnt look up to much. Well you would be fooled. In his younger days he was a regional Muay Thai champion and locally well respected.
We have a game we play each day. He stands to attention and salutes me, US military style and I salute him back, enquiring if there were any problems during the night. Each day I pretend I am a different leading American figure. So far I have been JFK, Ronald Reagan, Donald J Trump and Colin Powell. I am here for two more days so any suggestion for tomorrow's character shall be considered. I dont think either of us are bored with this game yet.
The salute in the photo does not do Bua justice. It could be described as somewhat slap dash. In person it is far smarter and more formal.
This morning he told me it was his night off tonight. I asked him if he would like to be my own personal security for the night and he has said yes! I have been perfectly safe for the 10 days I have been here but I'm not letting this chance slip. He's going to pick me up at 6pm and we are going to tour the bars. I have asked him to dress smart and if he brings a gun, to be discreet. The 'grey man' as it were. A bit like Billy Bingham, the SAS guy that used to guard Brad and Angelina.
My wife is not happy with this and thinks I'm off my rocker, but I cant wait.
HamJDW
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Correction: Billy Bingham used to be manager of Northern Ireland. Mark 'Billy' Billingham was the SAS guy. I expect Bua to be a better bodyguard than Billy Bingham would have been (RIP).
Rob151060
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I was going to suggest you try being Caitlin Jenner tonight Ham. But I’d probably better not.
northstandmark
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I'm sure (like me) you often get mistaken for Brad Pitt, so getting into that character will be easy for you
Exile Cherry
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Go on then.... Hilary Clinton
