Imagine the meltdown on here...

[Bourne Mouthy]

West Ham must have set a new record yesterday for the highest number of spectators to leave before half-time. Snowflakes!

 

[Neil Dawson]

certainly errors have crept in but that doesn't excuse the tactical malaise

fulham first half with scott, tav and cook looking at each other with bewilderment, complete lack of movement across the pitch, keeper and centre halves looking for passes then launching endless long balls

the manager needs to fix things in-play not wait till half time when we're two down

That’s waiters for you…. Don’t do things when you need them unless it’s bringing you the bill….

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Yes there would be upset, but it would be a drop in the ocean compared to the apocalyptic meltdown that will occur here at 5pm 24th February, reference safe standing.

God the sheer number of "this is typical of the way this club is run top to bottom" if we lose to Man City.... For the 15th time in a row.

 

[New Forest Cherry]

That’s waiters for you…. Don’t do things when you need them unless it’s bringing you the bill….

he did a decent job after kicking over all the water bottles at the notts forest game
it must be genetic

 

[Neil Dawson]

he did a decent job after kicking over all the water bottles at the notts forest game
it must be genetic

Wonder if when he offers them out at breaks in play he says ‘still or sparkling?’

 

[stanthevan]

He is especially irritating.

A right animal, kicking cats and then getting away with it.

180 hours community service, £9,000 in costs and. £250,000 fine from West Ham. Hardly getting away with it.

 

[afcdibby]

180 hours community service, £9,000 in costs and. £250,000 fine from West Ham. Hardly getting away with it.

Was the cat able to make a victim impact statement?

 

[stanthevan]

Was the cat able to make a victim impact statement?

Purrhaps.

 

[Neil Dawson]

Purrhaps.

You’re within a whisker of upsetting people with cat gags….

 

[stanthevan]

You’re within a whisker of upsetting people with cat gags….

I have a feline I’ll get away with it.

 

[wayne189]

I have a feline I’ll get away with it.

You guys need to stop littering this site with all this cat stuff

 

[Cherriess]

T

...if we were 6 down at home to Arsenal

West Hams recruitment must be shocking

Their defending is shocking, which could be down to recruitment.

 

[Cherriess]

West Ham must have set a new record yesterday for the highest number of spectators to leave before half-time. Snowflakes!

They're forever spitting bubbles.

 

[Cherriess]

You guys need to stop littering this site with all this cat stuff

Cats are cool.

 

[MB1980]

Cats are cool.

Just adopted a British short hair.

 

[dragonm8]

Just adopted a British short hair.

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Looks like SDD, ready to kick off at any moment.

 

[MB1980]

Looks like SDD, ready to kick off at any moment.

Wonder if his fur feels as luxurious

 

[dragonm8]

Wonder if his fur feels as luxurious

Probably looks similar.

Silver, with a hint of the original dark colour.

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Wonder if his fur feels as luxurious

Everything about me is luxurious.

 

[dragonm8]

West Ham must have set a new record yesterday for the highest number of spectators to leave before half-time. Snowflakes!

Maybe the Phantom farter has switched allegiances.