Junior Stanislas

[dragonm8]

Do you ever catch a bus?

They are over sized, given there's nobody on them.

 

[northstandmark]

5 miles an hour above the speed limit?

Hang, draw and quarter him.

What a joke.

We've all been there.

I would say at least you get a cuppa tea and a biscuit on the awareness course, but I think they do it remotely online these days so he'll have to get his own biscuit!

 

[fritter]

'The 33-year-old, of Luscombe Road, Poole, also allegedly failed to give information to the police relating to the identity of a driver.'

Think that may be the issue. Maybe he doesn't know who he is now he doesn't have his name on his back?

 

[Neil Dawson]

I wonder if he pulled his hamstring pushing the accelerator that little bit further?

 

[dragonm8]

We've all been there.

I would say at least you get a cuppa tea and a biscuit on the awareness course, but I think they do it remotely online these days so he'll have to get his own biscuit!

Jammy Dodgy Knee?

 

[Druss_the_Legend]

Over sized Range Rover?

I think they are all one size, the same size.

Hate to be pedantic but you can get different sized Range Rovers and different length wheel bases.

 

[wellsworld]

Hate to be pedantic but you can get different sized Range Rovers and different length wheel bases.

and you buy the one that best suits your ego, and demonstrates you literally have more money than sense?

reminds me of harry enfields "I saw you coming" sketches

 

[retro red]

Range Rover?

I thought he drove a Hillman Limp.

 

[wellsworld]

Range Rover?

I thought he drove a Hillman Limp.

or a morris minorinjuriesunit

 

[SlowDownDerek]

I thought he'd drive a VW Cramper Van

 

[retro red]

I think he needs an Allegro.

 

[kirsikka]

Or perhaps a Vauxhall Nova?

 

[Garbo]

Thought it was a Rolls Royce Canardly

 

[Cherriess]

Why didn't he just give his name? He was 5 mph over speed limit. That would have been a fine and 3 points max.

 

[Sorry Roger]

I read it as failing to produce his driving licence etc by the due date.

 

[Cherriess]

 

I read it as failing to produce his driving licence etc by the due date

Ahh okay. Just being disorganised then probably. Well I can understand that more.

 

[billythekid]

Must be a slow news day.

All charges dropped.


Echo

These charges have now been dropped by the Crown Prosecution Service (CPS) after "new information" arose.

 

[RobTrent]

https://twitter.com/x/status/1712418525455773704

 

[Mossy1]

According to ohec has announced his retirement.

 

[beds cherry]

Was on talksport earlier. We got a small mention, which is better than recently - we really seem to be getting airbrushed this season media wise.