The AFCB Snootsworth Advent Calendar 2023.

Lord Snooty said:
Why tis the 23rd day of Advent!
Let’s open our icy cold window.
And unbelievably right near the end of our calendar we have a match day!
This can only of course mean one thing.
One last outing for our Christmas good luck charm.
Bring on the Yuletide NNM! :santa:
If you are easily offended, look away now…










NUNS!!!!!

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NURSES!!!!!

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MAIDS!!!!!

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COME ON YOU CHERRYBOYS!!! :tophat:
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NURSE......... Have you any generic blue pills for the old boys on this thread?
 
Well chums it’s Christmas Eve.
Are you all ready for the big day?
I sincerely hope so!
Christmas is tomorrow.
In the meantime let’s open our Yuletide Advent Calendar window.
And as ever, we can now look at the traditional AFCB Nativity scene:


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Our nativity is based in an 18,500 all seater spanking new stable in King’s Park with marketing, shepherding & innkeeper suites.
Mary and Joseph stoop over the baby Jesus.
The reason being that they are a tad elderly.
Yes Joseph is portrayed by 79 year old Bill Foley and Mary by his wife Carol.
Baby Jesus moans & cries in his manger.
He is of course being played by little Adam Smith.
(Souvenir manger & AFCB crested swaddling cloth available at club superstore for an amazing price of £32.99).

The shining star this year is Dominic Solanke, shooting arrows of light in the wintery sky.
(Arrows on special offer at club shop 15% off at £14.99 each).

The 3 wise men who followed that star brought gifts of an umbrella, a flask and a rucksack larger than A4 size.
They unfortunately have been barred and therefore not allowed into the stable.
Anyone seen the shepherds?
Darren Randolph and Ryan Fredericks were supposed to be portraying these characters but seem to have completely disappeared, along with the sheep and their wages.
(Cute AFCB children’s lamb toys available now for an incredible £23.99 each at the club superstore).

Unfortunately the donkey played by Richard Hughes appears to be relieved of his duties so we actually have no ass.
The cow keeps moving backwards all the time so is extremely hard to see. Mind you seeing as the cow is being played by Lloyd Kelly there is no surprise there.
(Special limited edition Lloyd Kelly livestock dolls at a mouthwatering £17.99 each!)

The choir consisting of the AFCB marketing team enthral worshippers with carols such as:
Jingle Tills
Oh Little Shop of Bethlehem
We three Ka-chings

Despite all this The Nativity brings comfort to us all. And as a cry of Nonny’s ‘Red Army’ fills up the night skies we think of those we love and those we wish were still with us.
We all leave with everyone present knowing a new king has been born.
Glory Glory Andoni Iraola!


Tomorrow is Christmas Day and I shall be back for the last day of our calendar to wish you all a Merry Christmas.
:santa::tophat:
 
Lord Snooty said:
Well chums it’s Christmas Eve.
Are you all ready for the big day?
I sincerely hope so!
Christmas is tomorrow.
In the meantime let’s open our Yuletide Advent Calendar window.
And as ever, we can now look at the traditional AFCB Nativity scene:


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Our nativity is based in an 18,500 all seater spanking new stable in King’s Park with marketing, shepherding & innkeeper suites.
Mary and Joseph stoop over the baby Jesus.
The reason being that they are a tad elderly.
Yes Joseph is portrayed by 79 year old Bill Foley and Mary by his wife Carol.
Baby Jesus moans & cries in his manger.
He is of course being played by little Adam Smith.
(Souvenir manger & AFCB crested swaddling cloth available at club superstore for an amazing price of £32.99).

The shining star this year is Dominic Solanke, shooting arrows of light in the wintery sky.
(Arrows on special offer at club shop 15% off at £14.99 each).

The 3 wise men who followed that star brought gifts of an umbrella, a flask and a rucksack larger than A4 size.
They unfortunately have been barred and therefore not allowed into the stable.
Anyone seen the shepherds?
Darren Randolph and Ryan Fredericks were supposed to be portraying these characters but seem to have completely disappeared, along with the sheep and their wages.
(Cute AFCB children’s lamb toys available now for an incredible £23.99 each at the club superstore).

Unfortunately the donkey played by Richard Hughes appears to be relieved of his duties so we actually have no ass.
The cow keeps moving backwards all the time so is extremely hard to see. Mind you seeing as the cow is being played by Lloyd Kelly there is no surprise there.
(Special limited edition Lloyd Kelly livestock dolls at a mouthwatering £17.99 each!)

The choir consisting of the AFCB marketing team enthral worshippers with carols such as:
Jingle Tills
Oh Little Shop of Bethlehem
We three Ka-chings

Despite all this The Nativity brings comfort to us all. And as a cry of Nonny’s ‘Red Army’ fills up the night skies we think of those we love and those we wish were still with us.
We all leave with everyone present knowing a new king has been born.
Glory Glory Andoni Iraola!


Tomorrow is Christmas Day and I shall be back for the last day of our calendar to wish you all a Merry Christmas.
:santa::tophat:
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Hahaha ha

Top quality.
 
Superb. And all I can say is thank you your Lordship for bringing many a smile and involuntary chuckle to this festive month. One last request, with our dear Andoni banned from the touchline for the Boxing Day clash, and with your Lordship's hereditary seat in the Upper House giving you powers and influence I can only dream of , is it within your powers to arrange for one of your NNMs to occupy the empty seat next to Tommy? They have guided some magnificent victories so far and I feel we need their charms to drive us on. Perhaps a Nun would be best. She'd have to wrap up a bit though- this wind we're having is a bit brutal!
 
Dear old chap, your Lordship, it matters not that there is no Ass to view in the nativity scene, as after all the the wise folk had departed, there was clear evidence that they had been there all along. I am disappointed though, that someone didn’t take such evidence to feed their rose garden with ……
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We've been blessed with some outstanding advent calendars over the years, but this year has probably surpassed them all.

Thank you your Lordship for again brightening those dark days into it starts getting lighter, which it already is!
 
Lord Snooty said:
Well chums it’s Christmas Eve.
Are you all ready for the big day?
I sincerely hope so!
Christmas is tomorrow.
In the meantime let’s open our Yuletide Advent Calendar window.
And as ever, we can now look at the traditional AFCB Nativity scene:


View attachment 12799


Our nativity is based in an 18,500 all seater spanking new stable in King’s Park with marketing, shepherding & innkeeper suites.
Mary and Joseph stoop over the baby Jesus.
The reason being that they are a tad elderly.
Yes Joseph is portrayed by 79 year old Bill Foley and Mary by his wife Carol.
Baby Jesus moans & cries in his manger.
He is of course being played by little Adam Smith.
(Souvenir manger & AFCB crested swaddling cloth available at club superstore for an amazing price of £32.99).

The shining star this year is Dominic Solanke, shooting arrows of light in the wintery sky.
(Arrows on special offer at club shop 15% off at £14.99 each).

The 3 wise men who followed that star brought gifts of an umbrella, a flask and a rucksack larger than A4 size.
They unfortunately have been barred and therefore not allowed into the stable.
Anyone seen the shepherds?
Darren Randolph and Ryan Fredericks were supposed to be portraying these characters but seem to have completely disappeared, along with the sheep and their wages.
(Cute AFCB children’s lamb toys available now for an incredible £23.99 each at the club superstore).

Unfortunately the donkey played by Richard Hughes appears to be relieved of his duties so we actually have no ass.
The cow keeps moving backwards all the time so is extremely hard to see. Mind you seeing as the cow is being played by Lloyd Kelly there is no surprise there.
(Special limited edition Lloyd Kelly livestock dolls at a mouthwatering £17.99 each!)

The choir consisting of the AFCB marketing team enthral worshippers with carols such as:
Jingle Tills
Oh Little Shop of Bethlehem
We three Ka-chings

Despite all this The Nativity brings comfort to us all. And as a cry of Nonny’s ‘Red Army’ fills up the night skies we think of those we love and those we wish were still with us.
We all leave with everyone present knowing a new king has been born.
Glory Glory Andoni Iraola!


Tomorrow is Christmas Day and I shall be back for the last day of our calendar to wish you all a Merry Christmas.
:santa::tophat:
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Well done Snoots, appreciate all the efforts you make to entertain us. Very funny!
 
Lord Snooty said:
Thank you all so much for your lovely comments.
Your support as ever has been wonderful.
Another Advent Calendar completed!
It truly has been a pleasure to entertain you chums.
All it remains for me to do is wish each and every one of you a very merry Christmas! :tophat:

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Happy Christmas Snoots. Thanks for all the wonderful Yuletide messages leading up to today. And Merry Christmas to BBC all the other Cherries. Best wishes Leekeypants
 
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