Brett Pitman

[Vlad_The_Impaler]

Brett is an instinctive natural finisher, one of the best naturals we've ever had, he was born with a gift to just score goals, photographic memory of target goal net, didn't need to look up

 

[New Old Cherry]

Legend....tbh the word is not good enough for this bloke !
The guy is almost on the same page as Ted McDougal in Cherries History !

 

[afcb_rednblack]

Legend....tbh the word is not good enough for this bloke !
The guy is almost on the same page as Ted McDougal in Cherries History !

…so a legend then.

 

[New Old Cherry]

…so a legend then.

Well that appears to be what I said !

...but i'll f√cking read it back to check shall I ?

Holy Sh*t..it gets worse !

 

[Flake]

Apparently he's put his new club in financial difficulty with his goalscoring exploits.

Ex-Championship star leaves club ‘skint’ after scoring seven while on goal bonus

FORMER Bournemouth striker Brett Pitman left his club “skint” after scoring seven goals in a non-league match. The 35-year-old, who now plays for Wessex League club Shaftesbury FC, ende…

www.thesun.co.uk

 

[fuzzydude]

Good luck to Brett and “The Rockies” in the Velocity Wessex League play-off final this afternoon.

I watched him last week in the semi-final (he scored a penalty with the only goal of the match). He’s lost none of his lack of pace, but still scoring for fun (58 goals this season).

 

[zzzzzz]

Shaftesbury win 1-0 in the play-off final, scorer?

Of course it was

https://twitter.com/x/status/1784262378030280940

 

[zigger zaggar]

Shaftesbury win 1-0 in the play-off final, scorer?

Of course it was

https://twitter.com/x/status/1784262378030280940

Ha ha, loved the way there was zero movement from Brett, he literally just stood in the right place and patiently waited for the ball to come to him so he could smash it in the net!

 

[SlowDownDerek]

Fantastic stats but that Pompey News headline listing his former clubs is a disgrace to journalism.

112 goals and 14 hat-tricks over two seasons - Ex-Pompey favourite can't stop scoring

With 112 goals in two seasons, a former Pompey favourite is showing absolutely no signs of winding down his career.

www.portsmouth.co.uk

 

[adam0102]

Always will rate as an amazing goalscorer

 

[TCherry]

Fantastic stats but that Pompey News headline listing his former clubs is a disgrace to journalism.

112 goals and 14 hat-tricks over two seasons - Ex-Pompey favourite can't stop scoring

With 112 goals in two seasons, a former Pompey favourite is showing absolutely no signs of winding down his career.

www.portsmouth.co.uk

It's Pompey. Just typical of them. Everything revolves around them doesn't it?

 

[kirsikka]

Pretty sure I remember reading he stepped down to that level last year because he was also taking his coaching badges. Assuming he passed, you'd imagine he'll end up back here in some capacity when he gots bored of torturing non-league defenders.

 

[SlowDownDerek]

It's Pompey. Just typical of them. Everything revolves around them doesn't it?

It has to be deliberate. His combined appearances for the four clubs mentioned doesn't match his AFCB total.

 

[TCherry]

It has to be deliberate. His combined appearances for the four clubs mentioned doesn't match his AFCB total.

They are so annoying aren't they..

 

[rgb]

'....That includes 57 in 40 league and play-off matches for the Rookies - 17 more than any other striker at Step 5 level for the ex-Ipswich, Bournemouth and Swindon man....'

 

[SlowDownDerek]

'....That includes 57 in 40 league and play-off matches for the Rookies - 17 more than any other striker at Step 5 level for the ex-Ipswich, Bournemouth and Swindon man....'

Yes but we're talking about the headline.

 

[Kudos]

When it comes to journalism, don't attribute to malice what could attributed to laziness.