It is odd the players we sing about and the ones we don't. I wonder if there is a psycho analyst out there that could explain it. I have asked fans of other clubs and I think we are alone in loving crap cult heroes. My take on it would be we are more comfortable with them after our years of low self esteem.
It took us five years and the best part of 100 goals to find a song for Brett Pitman, we've never sang for Surman or Josh King.... But....two songs for Chukki, three for Rantie and our best song ever for Iturbe who started one game against a league two side in the FACup.
It's not a syllable thing either as Josh King has same as Chukki and Joshua King has four or three depending how you pronounce it,which both fit a lot of songs.
Maybe he just needs to become crap but run blindly around with a lot of energy.