New Old Cherry

DJ said:
This reminds me of the episode of friends where Joey discovers a thesaurus for the first time.
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I liked Brian's linguistic effort today..."...within those spheres." He usually just talks balls.

A defiant and thick-skinned beast, taking no crap from anyone, amusing and annoying mere mortals in unequal measure...ranging around a world which seems to have moved on...truly our forum's very own
Brianysaurus Vex
 
SeafrontSupporter said:
I liked Brian's linguistic effort today..."...within those spheres." He usually just talks balls.

A defiant and thick-skinned beast, taking no crap from anyone, amusing and annoying mere mortals in unequal measure...ranging around a world which seems to have moved on...truly our forum's very own
Brianysaurus Vex
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I basically don't give a sh*t one way or another of how stuff is received..I could easily switch into a more modern way of interpreting modern life if I thought it would be, for myself, life enhancing...but for now i think i'll stay in this 'acting up' groove...there is an element of fun about it !
 
afcb_rednblack said:
You should show this post to your grandchildren just to see what they think of their grandfather getting a semi over the thought of some fans at DC…:p
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You could perhaps engage with a sense of humour of some sort - you'll find it helps to get you through life relatively unscathed ..but hey that's only my opinion based on experience.
 
wallmth said:
To be fair it would seem like it’s been dragging on a bit to Brian .last time he was at Dean Court there were giant concrete pylons towering over the Brighton beach end ( Walkers Folly )..he probably thinks there’s been no progress since then .
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The Walker Folly came to nothing...very frustrating at the time and leading to lean times.....and I have been to DC plenty of times since that if not since 2016...(my outstanding 'crime' as an exile)

Do you think I should not follow the club any more...?...show no interest...not have any f√cking opinions ?...not brag and promote the club around these parts or ' face it up' to fans of Manu and Liverpool etc....just slope off towards death, scraping and grabbing at thin straws of dignity ?
You really have have an issue with my presence on this Forum don't you...
....I'm only one of a type you might find in any stadium in Britain.....and I only wish I could drum up enough vitriol to challenge your opinions...oh actually I don't wish that...I don't care enough really...so you carry on... it's somewhat of a Forum entertainment I guess !
 
New Old Cherry said:
The Walker Folly came to nothing...very frustrating at the time and leading to lean times.....and I have been to DC plenty of times since that if not since 2016...(my outstanding 'crime' as an exile)

Do you think I should not follow the club any more...?...show no interest...not have any f√cking opinions ?...not brag and promote the club aren’t these parts or ' face it up' to fans of Manu and Liverpool etc....just slope off towards death, scraping and grabbing at thin straws of dignity ?
You really have have an issue with my presence on this Forum don't you...
....I'm only one of a type you might find in any stadium in Britain.....and I only wish I could drum up enough vitriol to challenge your opinions...oh actually I don't wish that...I don't care enough really...so you carry on... it's somewhat of a Forum entertainment I guess !
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Lighten up
 
Vlad_The_Impaler said:
Are you going to Palace game Brian fancy a pint?
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I wouldn't enter that stadium these days to be frisked by those people...I'd probably 'lose it'. and end up in some trouble !
No ..I'm happy for the younger fans to have the seats.....I can't abide sitting at a football match....preferring to stand at non - League venues...and just follow the Cherries from a distance !
 
New Old Cherry said:
Amazing aside to this result.

Everton are currently seeing a new 50,000 plus capacity stadium nearing completion with a strong possibility of them playing in it, in a lower division.....We are safe from relegation and flirting with a top half finish in the PL....but with No concrete Stadium Plan in place - concrete being mixed in any context you wish ...or bricks being assembled in anything other than Lego- like form !
And No i'm not in Wetherspoons sipping booze...or sucking my last Werther !

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You’re getting as repetitive as your new best mate reality boy.
Invite him down to your spoons you mumble and grumble whilst you suck your Werther and he munches on picked eggs.
 
borisatha said:
You’re getting as repetitive as your new best mate reality boy.
Invite him down to your spoons you mumble and grumble whilst you suck your Werther and he munches on picked eggs.
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He ain't my best mate....he am just an acquaintence across a page or two on these ere thread.
Anyway, why don't YOU apply to be my best mate..come down ere...I'll stand you a couple of pints but you have to finish off my half - sucked Werthers and the eggs what he might have 'picked' ....and I'll introduce you to Long Mary from the Dairy and Hairy Kate, our local trannies whereupon they might spit roast you under the 200 year old May Tree in Spoons garden at the back.
 
New Old Cherry said:
He ain't my best mate....he am just an acquaintence across a page or two on these ere thread.
Anyway, why don't YOU apply to be my best mate..come down ere...I'll stand you a couple of pints but you have to finish off my half - sucked Werthers and the eggs what he might have 'picked' ....and I'll introduce you to Long Mary from the Dairy and Hairy Kate, our local trannies whereupon they might spit roast you under the 200 year old May Tree in Spoons garden at the back.
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Sounds ace! Can I come?
 
New Old Cherry said:
He ain't my best mate....he am just an acquaintence across a page or two on these ere thread.
Anyway, why don't YOU apply to be my best mate..come down ere...I'll stand you a couple of pints but you have to finish off my half - sucked Werthers and the eggs what he might have 'picked' ....and I'll introduce you to Long Mary from the Dairy and Hairy Kate, our local trannies whereupon they might spit roast you under the 200 year old May Tree in Spoons garden at the back.
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Long Mary and hairy Kate appear to be a better proposition to what I've been surrounded by for the last week. I'm in a Russian stronghold and the women are all built like Soviet tanks. Narrow, suspicious eyes. Look like they would cut your throat in an instant. Bikini waxes are clearly not a big thing in Russia. I wouldn't want to show my ball bag to any of them. I suspect Mary and Kate would at least have a laugh whilst they spit roast you.
 
HamJDW said:
Long Mary and hairy Kate appear to be a better proposition to what I've been surrounded by for the last week. I'm in a Russian stronghold and the women are all built like Soviet tanks. Narrow, suspicious eyes. Look like they would cut your throat in an instant. Bikini waxes are clearly not a big thing in Russia. I wouldn't want to show my ball bag to any of them. I suspect Mary and Kate would at least have a laugh whilst they spit roast you.
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Assume tourists, not escorts?

Certain areas/hotels years ago were known for Russian women, who were popular amongst Arabs apparently. Thai girls can be pretty racist and wouldn't go near Arab blokes from what I heard.
 
Now we are nigh on mathemmaddically safe and steaming to overtake Chelsea and Brighton I reckon the humour level will notch up somewhat around the threadosphere - the signs are there this Morno... brick'watchers !
 
New Old Cherry said:
Now we are nigh on mathemmaddically safe and steaming to overtake Chelsea and Brighton I reckon the humour level will notch up somewhat around the threadosphere - the signs are there this Morno... brick'watchers !
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Does that mean you feel you no longer need to help us through tense/stressful times?
 
MB1980 said:
Assume tourists, not escorts?

Certain areas/hotels years ago were known for Russian women, who were popular amongst Arabs apparently. Thai girls can be pretty racist and wouldn't go near Arab blokes from what I heard.
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All tourists, thousands of them. All tight bastards as well! Rather than drink in bars they stock up in the supermarket and get hammered on their balconies. Rowdy as f-ck!
Moved to central Pattaya today, which promises to be the more 'authentic Pattaya experience'. I'll keep you updated on the 'I'm off' topic.
 
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