I might like that……the spit roasting of myself part.He ain't my best mate....he am just an acquaintence across a page or two on these ere thread.
Anyway, why don't YOU apply to be my best mate..come down ere...I'll stand you a couple of pints but you have to finish off my half - sucked Werthers and the eggs what he might have 'picked' ....and I'll introduce you to Long Mary from the Dairy and Hairy Kate, our local trannies whereupon they might spit roast you under the 200 year old May Tree in Spoons garden at the back.