New Old Cherry

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New Old Cherry said:
Trolling doesn't register in my world..daft word...better suited to its context of strange little gremlin people who live under bridges and jump out to scare village idiots !
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Trying to get a mental image of you Brian- I shouldn't add this to the options should I? It'd give you a sort of cute quality I think. Do you do cute?
 
New Old Cherry said:
' Opinionated' types tend to offend across a wide cross - section of any given community from what I'm experiencing in the modern age..

I guess you could further classify those types into rude gobshites or slightly more polite but irritating tw@ts....
I obviously fit into one of those !
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No- to each their own opinion, but I see a bit of wisdom and humour in the mix too. Plus jumping out from under bridges and scaring people
 
New Old Cherry said:
' Opinionated' types tend to offend across a wide cross - section of any given community from what I'm experiencing in the modern age..

I guess you could further classify those types into rude gobshites or slightly more polite but irritating tw@ts....
I obviously fit into one of those !
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So it is OK to hold old-fashioned prejudices against women, spread them and offend half the population because you are opinionated.

Did you apply the same justification to yourself when you made racist and homophobic posts?
 
Rob151060 said:
Trying to get a mental image of you Brian- I shouldn't add this to the options should I? It'd give you a sort of cute quality I think. Do you do cute?
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Say what you think...that's more or less what I promote...I'm probably not too cute...more acute.

Mental Age' is probably a bit of a dodgy thing to label anyone with...nothing is fair on this Planet and many poor souls are afflicted with brain defects at birth...or can pick them up along the journey.

This is a bit heavy - i've only been awake 15 minutes...but i'd label myself at 73 mental-age which matches real age...and is purely reliant on experiences ....negatively imbibed with splashes of hypocrisy ( which is common in 90% of us I'd guess)...but positively streaked with diverse rivers of humour whereupon I dip my straw and suck up coping mechanisms !

Septic, hectic ...poetic...much other 'ic !
 
Rob151060 said:
Trying to get a mental image of you Brian- I shouldn't add this to the options should I? It'd give you a sort of cute quality I think. Do you do cute?
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No Brian is an old man in his 70s ...who looks his age ( despite him saying he looks 20 years younger ) those of us who remember his first incarnation know this....... :ROFLMAO: :ROFLMAO:
 
ErikthViking said:
So it is OK to hold old-fashioned prejudices against women, spread them and offend half the population because you are opinionated.

Did you apply the same justification to yourself when you made racist and homophobic posts?
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Nothing malicious intended in any of my poetic rants...or attempts at humour ; Some of the content i've since inspected and rejected through bouts of introspection ..inspired to a degree, on occasion, by yourself and one or two others.
I freely mix gregariously, amply lashed with sanguinity, around all sorts of people in family /society and any gender or race variations within those spheres.
 
New Old Cherry said:
Nothing malicious intended in any of my poetic rants...or attempts at humour ; Some of the content i've since inspected and rejected through bouts of introspection ..inspired to a degree, on occasion, by yourself and one or two others.
I freely mix gregariously, amply lashed with sanguinity, around all sorts of people in family /society and any gender or race variations within those spheres.
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This reminds me of the episode of friends where Joey discovers a thesaurus for the first time.
 
New Old Cherry said:
Nothing malicious intended in any of my poetic rants...or attempts at humour ; Some of the content i've since inspected and rejected through bouts of introspection ..inspired to a degree, on occasion, by yourself and one or two others.
I freely mix gregariously, amply lashed with sanguinity, around all sorts of people in family /society and any gender or race variations within those spheres.
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'Amply lashed with sanguinity', more like amply lashed with 'Spoon's finest Cornish cask.
 
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