The AFCB Snootsworth Advent Calendar 2021

[Lord Snooty]

Ahoy chums!
Time once again to start counting down to Christmas Day.
A chance to put your chestnuts in the Yuletide fire and sit down with a warming drink.
Tis the season to be merry and once more this old calendar opens its doors to embrace you with a big festive hug.

So my Christmastide pals let us open our first ice encrusted window!
And let’s be honest…many of us have been concerned for poor Jason Tindall:
This sun worshipping, bronze and tanned Adonis having to move up north to the frozen wastelands of Newcastle.
Would his tan last?
Would his coiffured hair keep shape in the howling Geordie winds?
Would his moisturiser function in sub zero North Eastern temperatures?
Fear not chums.
Recent photographs of Jason at a Newcastle United training session would suggest he is bearing up well:

 

[GrahamH]

Winter, sorry, Christmas is Coming.

 

[Audenshaw Cherry]

Things must be all good in the world if Snoots is back with the Advent Calendar.

Was going to make a political point but can't be arsed, as it's nearly Christmas, and we have 24 more days of Snoot's brilliant take on AFCB life!

(Hoping Tom is doing alright )

 

[Doofus]

Ah, the comforting knowledge that His Lordship will provide festive frollickery for fun favouring fans makes my pulmonary places positively pulsate, err... pleasurably!

 

[Red Sky]

And suddenly, all is right with the world

 

[wellsworld]

I hope he's spending this afty researching naked nuns for us

 

[davidwhitehead]

I suspect that Snoots has something special lined up for Friday!

 

[Toronto John]

A dusting of snow on the ground, shops busy (but not yet crazy), a few gifts actually bought, anxiety rising over the fate of our Cherries, NEJ Christmas edition bumped .... and now THIS!!

It must be December. Thank you Lord S. for the annual shenanigans.

 

[Garbo]

good to see that the fuse for festivities has been lit by his Lordship!

 

[OLDSKOOL]

Ahoy chums!
Time once again to start counting down to Christmas Day.
A chance to put your chestnuts in the Yuletide fire and sit down with a warming drink.
Tis the season to be merry and once more this old calendar opens its doors to embrace you with a big festive hug.

So my Christmastide pals let us open our first ice encrusted window!
And let’s be honest…many of us have been concerned for poor Jason Tindall:
This sun worshipping, bronze and tanned Adonis having to move up north to the frozen wastelands of Newcastle.
Would his tan last?
Would his coiffured hair keep shape in the howling Geordie winds?
Would his moisturiser function in sub zero North Eastern temperatures?
Fear not chums.
Recent photographs of Jason at a Newcastle United training session would suggest he is bearing up well:










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All work and no wins makes Jase a dull boy

 

[bondsnemesis]

Hurraahhhh

 

[retro red]

Brilliant Snoots.

 

[afcb_rednblack]

Brilliants Snoots, your yuletide calendar is always a treat and a real tonic!

 

[Mossy1]

And before we know it ,it'll be all over.
Me scrooge?Never!

 

[Lord Snooty]

Thank you all for your dashed lovely comments.
We come to the second day of our little Advent Calendar:
But lo and hither, what be this you cry?
News has reached us that a picture of Ryan Fraser has gone up on the Legends Wall at Dean Court to honour him for all his achievements at Bournemouth.
It is a really joyous photograph that captures the wee man in all his glory during his heyday at the club……

 

[CherryBare]

Yikes that's not wee

 

[wingsnwheels]

 

[GrahamH]

Me eyes! My eyes! What have you done to my eyes?!

 

[fred1407]

Amazing, they really did catch his best side in this picture

 

[Winsor Cherry]

Oh my, he's not moving much.... Ah but then he didn't, did he!
I expected your khazi to be diamond encrusted yer Lordship, I hope you haven't fallen on hard times.