Lord Snooty
Fans' Favourite
Ahoy chums!
Time once again to start counting down to Christmas Day.
A chance to put your chestnuts in the Yuletide fire and sit down with a warming drink.
Tis the season to be merry and once more this old calendar opens its doors to embrace you with a big festive hug.
So my Christmastide pals let us open our first ice encrusted window!
And let’s be honest…many of us have been concerned for poor Jason Tindall:
This sun worshipping, bronze and tanned Adonis having to move up north to the frozen wastelands of Newcastle.
Would his tan last?
Would his coiffured hair keep shape in the howling Geordie winds?
Would his moisturiser function in sub zero North Eastern temperatures?
Fear not chums.
Recent photographs of Jason at a Newcastle United training session would suggest he is bearing up well:
Time once again to start counting down to Christmas Day.
A chance to put your chestnuts in the Yuletide fire and sit down with a warming drink.
Tis the season to be merry and once more this old calendar opens its doors to embrace you with a big festive hug.
So my Christmastide pals let us open our first ice encrusted window!
And let’s be honest…many of us have been concerned for poor Jason Tindall:
This sun worshipping, bronze and tanned Adonis having to move up north to the frozen wastelands of Newcastle.
Would his tan last?
Would his coiffured hair keep shape in the howling Geordie winds?
Would his moisturiser function in sub zero North Eastern temperatures?
Fear not chums.
Recent photographs of Jason at a Newcastle United training session would suggest he is bearing up well: