The Josh King Game

[Ken Baileys Ghost]

Washing his hair

 

[CherryBare]

Cherryitis

 

[TrevorMorganFanClub]

Hair product in eye incident for me please.

Again.

 

[Les78]

Wanted to toss a coin. Heads he plays, tails he sits on his ass and makes a pathetic excuse to the club that still pays his wages.... But nothing in his wallet smaller than a fifty pound note

 

[punkrockcherry]

He's treating his Veruca

 

[GrahamH]

His feet are the wrong size for his boots.

 

[wingsnwheels]

He's had a new hair style with extensions and keeps tripping over them.

 

[Red_Dez]

Forgot that he’s a professional footballer

 

[johnbob]

Got hair dresses appointment booked to change his hair colour again

 

[4FCB]

He’s bound to have Farmer Giles the size of a bunch of unripened plums ....

 

[Def_II_Royalz]

Too depressed that Cyberpunk won't run properly on his PS5 to leave the house.

 

[sarfender]

'his heads not in the right place to play' (so far up his own backside he can't get it out!!)

 

[dj_silver]

He can't mix with the rest of the squad due to being in his bubble with the wee

 

[preston south end]

Bacterial vaginosis.

Very common condition of the cu...... !

 

[Waz afcb]

Strained his wrist w*****g over highlights of his one good season

 

[Waz afcb]

Washing his hair

Looking at the guy, I’d assume that’s with bleach?

 

[chriscooke]

Went to watch Southampton vs West Ham and accidentally got on the West Ham coach and is now stuck in tier 4 and can’t leave.

 

[Lord Snooty]

These are mighty fine answers chums!
They all bloomin well deserve to be correct....and one senses in a wilfully strange way they are.....

 

[Red_till_im_ded]

It's laundry day

 

[wallmth]

It’s cold . Ok I come from Norway but still .