The Josh King Game

Lord Snooty

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Yes chums I know there’s a pipping plethora of games on this message board....so one more of the buggers isn’t going to make much more difference.
The rules are simple:
1. You have to guess what excuse Josh will give for not playing in this weeks game.
2. Errr
3. That’s
4. It.
Winners will be informed within 3 days.
There are no prizes.
But this is all about the taking part....something old Joshers knows nothing about....:grinning:

I’ll go first.
Brentford v AFCB

Josh will miss the game because of a twisted belt.
 
He has converted to Pastafarianism and considers this an important religious holiday in their calendar upon which it would be sacrilege to play.
 
He's still contractually obliged to play the part of Balthazar in the Church of the Blessed Merrington's nativity tableau : )
( Medical "reasons " resume, post Epiphany ) : )
 
Migraine caused by screen tiredness from sending emials to all PL clubs begging them to take a chance on him!

...and then lack of sleep as he checks his inbox for replies???
 

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