Why don't we sell ALL our players to the BIGGA BOYS. and shut down afcb( lower case letters now). The ground can be turned into a music venue for local bands or championship conkers. If we are gonna do this Tinpot stuff ..let's crack on.
I asked a Man U fan after their game against Chelsea if he was going to stay in the pub for the Blackburn/Leeds match..
" No mate..I don't bother with any of that c##p....I only watch Man Us top six games"
What about the Bournemouth game? I queried...
" Well actually your doing great arnt ya ? " he said.
I said "Top Six...last time I checked....slightly better than um.....um......Watford and a few others ".
But we don't want to have those conversations do we.?..NO.
We wanna local derby with the Poppies...New Cherries V Poppies . Kinda got a nice ring to it ...Our ground? Branksome Rec. Re-open..pub called Dorset Knob nearby. Luvly Jubbly!
All clubs are Selling Clubs....
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We sell Akes
We Do
We will sell Brooksy to you
We Sell Lewis Cookies
We do
And Ibes on 'is way too!
PAH!