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  1. Schmiegel

    Very Few "Champions" in Championship League

    Let's be honest, the "Championsh*t is 90% composed of mediocre no-hopers that rely more upon thuggery or gross ineptitude in officiating to eke out victories. The sooner we are out of this "League of Buffoons" the better.
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    We Need More Experienced and Older Players

    The squad is way too young. Most players are under the age of 24, lack discipline, and are without a proper role model as a team captain. Bournemouth is a wonderful place to live. Surely one of the greatest benefits to a few experienced older (28 - 30 year old ) players would be the quality of...
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    What Makes The Cherries Great? Their Goalkeepers!

    Throughout the last 5 years, you cannot deny that 3 people.....Mssrs. Begovic, Ramsdale, and now Travers have uplifted our club to heights otherwise unattainable. Yes, we have had strikers and backs with periods of brilliance, but it is our wonderful, unbelievably consistent, world-class...
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    5 At The Back? Then Bournemouth Can't Attack

    After the 15th game this season, teams finally figured out that as long as they sit back and wait, an opportunity will soon come from a mistake made by our inexperienced backfield. Our midfielders are not good enough to score, thus making it easy for teams to shut down Solanke. If you strip away...
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    AFCB is the Kathleen Turner of The Championshiop League

    If The Cherries were Kathleen Turner, here are 2 photos of the team: The first being what they looked like after the first 15 games of the season; The second, what they look like today.
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    Build a Campfire - We Have Plenty of Dead Wood

    If we manage to squeak our way into the Premier League next season we will need a new team to survive there. Let's face it, 80% of AFCB are just not up to the task. The Championship League is such a mix of losers and underachievers it's easy to see why teams that get upped quickly fall back...
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    Eddie & Over Training

    I firmly believe that the main reason for the long list of injuries that we sustained under Eddie was his mistaken effort to overtrain until the squad dropped. They hated him for it and that's why they were so quick to trot off the pitch. Scott seems to understand this. However, it is quite...
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    How Do You Solve a Problem Called Lerma?

    He is a talented player, of course. But officials have him in their sights before the first whistle. He is handicapped because there is no toleration for even minor infringements. I love him, but I think it best if he was traded out of England if we could receive a good price for him. Then we...
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    Where Does Santa Live?

    Only the genius of the club can answer this. https://www.skysports.com/watch/vid...uth/11889478/kids-laugh-at-mephams-santa-gaff
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    Thank God for Steve, hopefully goodbye Meps asap

    Friday's game shows what a proper, experienced back means to us. Sadly, Meps cannot cut it with us. He has been such an embarrassment and has lost us so many games that he will never get his confidence by remaining with us. He would be better served just like Afobe and Mousset were....traded so...
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    Does the League Have it in for Lerma?

    I cannot see Lerma lasting it out indefinitely, especially at the back. Clearly, the word is out that he is too dirty for English football and they want him out. If he plays at the back, his fouls will cost us penalty kicks and red cards. If he plays middle......possibly he may survive. For now...
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    Down to 9 Men Excluding Mepham

    Lerma only red carded because of Mepham's usual screw up.......
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    Ake goal - How was it not? Something stinks

    No VAR, it went in off an opposing player, so how was it offside? Explain to me how this is not a fix by the ref. Thank you.
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    Steve Cook Bankrupt?

    I have seen on the news that Steve Cook has gone belly up and that anyone on holiday with him may not be able to return. Why was he organising holiday trips in the first place? Surely Eddy will not be happy with Steve about all of this as it reflects poorly on the club.
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    Whatever Happened to Baloo and Mowgli from the Jungle Book?

    Question answered at long last.
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    Asmir? Asmir Who?

    Names rings a bell, but cannot place it....Anyone?
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    Pochettino

    Sky; "In terms of what happened today......Do you think your players let themselves down and let their team down?" Mauricio...."I have nusssing to say.........EEEEEsssssss Fuutbaaal.....Si......Mingya!!!!! Bur wha" happpin essss wha happpppennnnn.....Eeeeesssss futballl". So eloquently put.
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    Larry, Moe and Curly Play Tottenham

    Nathan Ake defends against Son and Alli
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    Like Fleas on The Back of A Dog........Eddie is A Friggin" Genius

    Bournemouth don"t play the top teams......They Infest them.........like Lice on a Dead rat......
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    Funniest Game Ever! Carry On Footballing by Totties from Tottenham!!!!!

    Expected to see Hattie Jacques and Sid James make an appearance for Tottenham.........So efffin hilarious......!!!!!!!!.....Son doing a Hai Karate on Lerma!!!!!! OMG Hahahahahahahaha!!!! Pochettino afterwards SKY SPORTS....."Mauricio, what are your thoughts on the game" Pochettino...."Not Too...

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