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With Wetherspoons founder Tim Martin being given a knighthood in the Truss honours list it got me thinking. How many of you chaps & chapettes frequent these Wetherspoons drinking establishments? I have to admit to being a snob and find my only visits tend to be on the occasional away trip...

Ho ho ho chums! Tis the season to be jolly. :santa: With a flurry of snow and a glass of something warming, the Snootsworth Advent Calendar begins! So, as December starts, let us open our first frosted window… Why what is this? Well it appears that on a recent holiday our star striker Dominic...

Apparently Neto injured his ankle by falling over an umbrella whilst reaching for a flask of hot coffee. :rolleyes:

A nice striped cardigan. I think it might suit him.

Life is a tad grim at the mo chums isn’t it? But all across the world footie supporters have a knack of bringing a bit of joy. Loved this clip of Dutch supporters in Dublin! :) :tophat: https://x.com/footballramble/status/1700947970798100539?s=61&t=rN-zSKDVL92lROaJ1KQcjg

For me: The Only Ones Icicle Works Monochrome Set Of today’s bunch: (British) Sea Power The Leisure Society Lael Neale

Well our supporters are….according to this: https://www.sportbible.com/football/premier-league-manchester-united-city-attendance-995165-20230601

Bill’s planning to put us on TV. Fame at last. I’m playing the handsome aristocratic supporter with a luscious well equipped mistress. We are going to be famous chums! Famous I say! https://www.bournemouthecho.co.uk/sport/23522136.amp/

A rather nice article on Mr O’Neil I think. Worth reading chums! https://www.theguardian.com/football/who-scored-blog/2023/may/05/gary-oneil-manager-season-bournemouth-scott-parker-chelsea

I started writing this thread. I think it has aged well. And in a year’s time, this thread will be remembered as: ‘One Year Ago Today.’ :tophat:

Yes yes yes…a jolly fantastic game today and a spiffing result. But let’s get to the serious stuff chums. Your complimentary flag. Flag? I’m sure like me you have kept this valued artefact? So what to do with it. I rather think it’s soft, absorbent material lends itself to being a useful bar...

Oh dear. If this article is anything to go by more unrest at the club just when we need everybody ready to fight the good fight: :( https://www.dai-sport.com/wales-pair-kieffer-moore-and-chris-mepham-warned-to-get-on-board-by-bournemouth-boss-gary-oneil/

Oh my what a Bally brilliant game and an utterly ravishing result! On another matter. I entered my beloved East Stand concourse to quaff alcohol and join in the general bonhomie to be greeted with newly painted black walls all round. Black? Really? Yes, it smartens up the general area but I must...

Honestly my North Stand chums. Do I have to jolly well spell it out to you? THIS IS MATT RITCHIE: AND THIS IS RYAN FRASER! :censor: Do get it right…:tophat:

Chums. It had to be done. Especially today. We need the points. We need the luck. The luck that only the Snootsworth NNM can bring! If you are easily offended please look away now because here come a guaranteed 3 points! NUNS! NURSES! MAIDS! COME ON YOU CHERRYBOYS!!!!!!! :tophat:

It just seems to me that many of our recent transfers never seem to quite reach fulfilment. I rather think there is need for a jolly good dose of Viagra so they reach a satisfying climax. As the club’s Orgasm Coach I have been saying this for the past few weeks but to no avail…:confused:

Sad news that Tom Verlaine has died. Fine guitarist. And the inspiration behind this album of course…one of the greats:

Trust me. This one chums is nailed on:

Gary O’Neil. Excited: Agitated: Happy: Upset: Angry: Reflective: We go again: I genuinely think chums, he sometimes make Sean O’Driscoll positively charismatic. :hmmm:

Chums. Exciting news! Our beloved ex manager Scott Parker has just given his first press conference as Club Brugge Manager. And here it is…… Firstly yeh, it’s good to be here as manager of Club Brugge. Brugge have a worldwide reputation for positive football and to take on the job of leading...